Celebrity breakups are frequently accompanied by cleverly crafted PR statements designed to make even the most vicious rifts look like a happy romp through daffodils. "The decision was mutual"... "We remain the best of friends"... Still, we all know that sometimes a bitter barb or sassy zinger is truly the best way to close the book on a bad romance. If you've ever been at a loss for words following a not-so-pleasant breakup, you'll certainly appreciate the language used by wronged women who opted not to sugarcoat their splits. Check out the choice words from some of our favorite celebrities ‑- they might be worth borrowing the next time your own heart gets hung out to dry!