It was on a lazy afternoon, lost in easy conversation with a close and trusted friend, that I someone found myself divulging some rather embarrassing sexual details -- traumatic things I had never, ever, told anyone before! Greatly amused and inspired by my honestly, she in turn began confessing some of her own. It was there on my living room floor, with both of us consumed in hysterical laughter (and admitted relief) that he idea for collecting all these outrageously and intimately personal collection of Sexual Bloopers, was born. Read about five of the most outrageous stories of real people's most embarrassing X-rated fumbles.

Excerpted from Sexual Bloopers, compiled and illustrated by Michelle Horwitz

1. Paradise Lost
The summer between my junior and senior years of college I worked at a nursery-and-garden center and went gaga over the hunk they'd hired to do the heavy hauling. Keep reading ...

2. Class of '65 -- Ass of `95
I'd been divorced for a little over a year when I got something in the mail about my 30th high school reunion. Having just leased an expensive new sports car, shed 25 pounds, and a whole lot of baggage from a bad marriage, I was more than ready to see how I stacked up against all my high-school buddies. Keep reading ...