Butter You Then Me

by Jill Provost

As Julia Child used to say, "Everything tastes better with butter." And Eyal Feldman's Churn Style Boy Butter lubricant is definitely the cream of the crop. Completely slickable and lickable, the formula originated in the 1980s as a Crisco substitute, which was then appropriated by the hardcore S&M crowd (ouch!). From that recipe, Feldman whipped up his own coconut- and organic silicone-based dream cream now called Boy Butter. Its motto ought to be "anything lube can do, I can do butter" because this baby will keep you going till the cows come home. As if that weren't enough, it performs double duty as a smooth-as-silk body butter. Yes, this miracle whip also functions as an all-purpose moisturizer, absorbing readily into the skin. So whether you're buttering up a toy or a boy, this lube will never leave you high and dry.

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