You're totally focused on her looks and body

Even before you know her name, you're already fantasizing about what she looks like naked and what it would be like to have sex with her.

You don't care about anything she has to say

You make excuses not to spend time with her, except for sex. And if she asks you for a favor, you tell her you're too busy. But if you have to be with her and not have sex, she gets on your nerves and you find yourself fantasizing about other women.

You only want to be with her to have sex

It wouldn't make a difference to you if you never had a conversation with her. Furthermore, you don't bother to return her calls promptly and you can easily go for days without talking to her — until you get horny again.

She's your booty call

After you go out trolling for tail with your buddies on Friday night, you then call her at 1am for some drunken action. Ah, the booty call.

You leave after sex

After having sex with her, you look for the easiest way to leave. No cuddling, no breakfast the next morning, just "I gotta go."