If we had a dollar for every time we've heard a lame pickup line... we'd be rich enough to buy our own drinks, thank you very much! Ever wonder what the perfect comeback would be to convey just how not interested we are? For help, we went straight to the source — our friends from Answerology.com. Now we can give Mr. Old Enough to Be Our Dad, Mr. Shorter Than Us...Without Heels, Mr. Popped Collar and even Mr. Drunk Enough to Be Escorted Out a taste of their own medicine.

He says: Can I buy you a drink?
You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.

He says: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He says: How did you get to be so beautiful?
You say: I must've been given your share.

He says: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
You say: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.