1. Explain the difference between princess, marquee and emerald cut diamonds -- and note your preference
  2. Insist that he's not paying enough attention during the diamond-cut lesson and offer to go through it again
  3. Call his home number from your cell phone at the dinner table so that he'll have a souvenir
  4. Mention that your last breakup was especially painful when your ex started using the word "psychotic" to describe you
  5. Doing your best Audrey Hepburn impression, ask him for a $50 for "the powder room" and call him a "super rat" if he won't cough up the dough
  6. Wear a tiara
  7. Tell him that you're really looking forward to marriage
  8. Expand on this last point and include the part about being able to spend someone else's money -- finally!
  9. Ask him who he would be if he could be "any rock star in the world"
  10. Confess that in preparation for the date, you conducted a conference call with all of your friends in order to get enough fashion, etiquette, and giddiness-prevention advice to make it through the evening
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